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Joke of the Day
"What do parrots eat ? Polyfilla !"
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"Do you like raisin cookies?.. Then why don't you adopt one?!"
"I wish I was Jean Claude Van Damme, not to be able to roundhouse kick my co-worker, but to bore him to death as I act out a scene."
"Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool? Shear laziness."
"What type of dog did the tweaker have? A pure bred meth lab."
"How do you find a blonde girl in long grass.. Quite nice actually."
"If I had a dollar for every woman that thought I was ugly... Eventually they wouldn't think I was ugly."
"The North Korean Military"
"I love how you changed ""Conclusions"" to ""Learnings"" in my PowerPoint. Any other made-up words I should add?"
"What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe? A canoe tips."