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Joke of the Day

"Please leave a message after the entire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II soundtrack."

"When buying a new bed, don't be too quick to make a decision You've gotta sleep on it."

"I skipped 9 puns and killed the last one... That's a pun in ten dead."

"Wanna hear a joke? Sleep. (I know, I don't get it either.)"

"What did the leper says to the prostitute? You can keep the tip"

"My kids got in a fist fight while playing one of those claw machines at the pizza joint & shit like that is why I'm never sober."

"Why does the mushroom always get invited to the party? Because he was a fungi"

"I always bring an extra pair of socks when I go golfing... ..Just in case I get a hole in one."

"Hinder: an app that locates available singles nearby who will stall your life in some significant way"

"I had to get knee surgery the other day... now my knee is a faux-knee"