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Joke of the Day
"The only reason I get up in the morning is so I can drink at night."
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"I told someone my name and they said, ""That's unusual. You don't hear that every day."" Actually, I do."
"Big GTA 5 bug A cop killed my white character in GTA 5. Anyone else experiencing this bug?"
"Recipe idea: Add ADDITIONAL cheese to your frozen pizza to make pizza with EXTRA CHEESE! (Ladies, you may pin this on your pinny web thing.)"
"Common ground among the German people What are the German people in agreement with when discussing over-entitled children and expired sausages? That Spoiled Brats are the Wurst"
"Don't invest in SeaWorld It's really starting to tank"
"What did the the Jamaican daddy spice say to his son when he was being bad? Your a cinnamon"
"Did you hear about Donald Trump's porno? It stars Trump himself, a Mexican woman, and a glory hole."
"When someone is absolutely positively sure they're right about something is when I'm absolutely positve they're completely full of shit."
"Hey, NSA,,,, if you're going to read my posts, would it kill you to like them?"