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Joke of the Day

"Recipe idea: Add ADDITIONAL cheese to your frozen pizza to make pizza with EXTRA CHEESE! (Ladies, you may pin this on your pinny web thing.)"

"What is love? Baby don't hurt me."

"Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!"

"One and only ""Damn, i would like to get down your skirt"", the horny boy said to the pretty girl. The pretty girl replies: ""why? There's already one ashole there"""

"The biggest difference between men and women... Is what comes to mind when the word 'facial' is used."

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? You don't tell her anything anymore, you've already explained twice."

"How did the firefly react when he was stepped on? He was delighted."

"Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene? Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud."

"I'm trying to think of a good joke about star wars But they all seem too forced"

"2012 finally we know ..."