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Joke of the Day
"Hey, NSA,,,, if you're going to read my posts, would it kill you to like them?"
Next Joke
"A man went to a fish and chip lunch organised by the local monastery... He strolls up to one guy serving, and with a big grin, asks ""Are you the fish friar?"" The guy responds ""No, I'm the chip monk!"""
"I don't like LGBT community I mean, Bluetooth in LG devices isn't something amazing, is it?"
"How do you say ""No, I'm full"" in Grandmother?"
"NASA sends out a probe to Uranus Geeks around the world giggle."
"When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts."
"My friend brought me to a club for philosophical digging. It got pretty deep. ^*I* ^*tried*"
"What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ? Scott !"
"What happens when you take the tea away from your guest? He's left there trying to ""guess"" what happened."
"What does ""Maginot Line"" get translated to in English? Speed bump ahead"