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Joke of the Day
"What happens when Trump makes a meme? it goes dankrupt."
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"If something rolls off of my plate... I eat it first, as punishment for trying to run away."
"Recent study has revealed that masturbation might help curing the common cold. Well I hope it is true because I haven't got any more tissues left.."
"If ""the word impossible is not in your vocabulary"", you have a pretty limited vocabulary."
"Looking at our latest Comcast bill and I can only pray that our daughter has zero aspirations for college"
"Why did Sarah fall off the swing? ...because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah."
"Friend: I love FB but it's gettin a lil boring. Me: Well that's cause all the cool peeps are on Twi- ..uh are all dead. Yeah they all died."
"Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Nevermind, it's too cheesy..."
"Just laminated my dad."
"Which actor is resting in pieces? Alan RIPman"