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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $50 to have a garbanzo bean on my face :O"

"What is Harry Potters favorite way to get down a hill? Walking (punchline in comments)"

"What's black and sits at the top of stairs? Stephen Hawking after a house fire."

"I want to tell a joke about infrastructure spending in the UK but only people in London will get it."

"Chuck Norris did not ""lose"" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice."

"My father used to be a soap dealer... ...Don't worry, he's squeaky clean now."

"Why was the young boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face"

"What did the woman say after 5 guys came on her for a porn video? Thank you all for coming!"

"How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb? None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within."

"The Sorting Hat seems like bad hygienic practice."