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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog wearing headphones? Ear bud"
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"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.."
"*breathing becomes rapid and pulse starts racing* I...I've never felt...SO ALIVE! *holds up 11th nugget from 10 piece box, for all to see*"
"Did you hear about corduroy pillows? They are making head lines everywhere"
"Men are creepy, super creepy, but also a lady just stood on the same escalator step as me and lit a lighter and just held it the whole ride."
"Do zombies eat donuts with their fingers? No, they usually eat their fingers separately."
"If Olympic drinking was an event I would probably take gold in the floor routine."
"I've got the eye of a tiger and a lifetime ban from the zoo"
"My parents always said I was artistic. They were very modest, so they only ever whispered it to each other."
"What's the difference between a pizza and a hippy chick? You don't peel the crust off the pizza before you eat it"