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Joke of the Day

"Jokes for and from ESL Teachers"

"Diarrhea is hereditary It runs in your genes"

"Two blondes meet in college.. one asks the other: ""What year are you in?"" ""Well...2012. you ?"" *Edit. The title could be a joke on its own."

"What do you get if you cross Prince Phillip and The Queen? Killed in a car crash."

"If Trump gets elected... ...it will be the first time in History that a billionaire moves into public housing vacated by a black family."

"What do you call a black priest? Holy Shit."

"I think my calculator is broken... The only numbers that seem to work are 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. It's very odd."

"I bumped into my old English teacher. He said, ""What's new?"" I said, ""It's an adjective."""

"I met Cosby once and I remember him being just a wonderful person. I don't remember much after that."

"Pirate walks in a bar with his ship's steering wheel stuffed in his pants. The bartender asks do you know that's in your pants? Arrr yes. It's drivin me nuts!"