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Joke of the Day

"I met Cosby once and I remember him being just a wonderful person. I don't remember much after that."

"Knock Knock jokes ... The guy who created Knock Knock jokes deserves a ""No Bell"" prize."

"What did the llama said to the other llama? Como se llama?"

"I'll accept the 'fat fingers' excuse for typos but if you fuck up your/you're I'm going to need to see a doctor's note explaining your IQ."

"A recent survey asked 12 year olds what they had done over the past week. 83 percent answered... ""your mom""."

"I saw a tranny in a miniskirt the other day I thought, that shows a lot of balls"

"What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas? Ince pies!"

"Ok so we get a deaf cat hear me out."

"I got jumped by five black guys in Baltimore. The car started right up but they said I'd need a new battery."

"""Everything I touch just turns to shit!"" - Large intestines"