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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black priest? Holy Shit."
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"I ordered a book on near death experiences. The anticipation almost killed me."
"My grandmother's stories always include the race of everyone involved"
"What's the similarity between women and dogshit? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up."
"Germans are always so quick to fix your mistakes when you trying to speak German. It's as if the whole German nation is on Otto correct."
"What's purple and chained to my front porch? That's my nigger and I'll paint him whatever color I want!"
"A banker friend of mine had a breakup recently He lost interest."
"Fight club. Only naps instead. Rules the same. Just no fights. Only secret, uninterrupted glorious naps."
"I'm not really sure I'm understanding this financial crisis in Greece... It's all Greek to me."
"I think the most profound advice my father ever told me was... ""Stop using me in your bullshit stories."""