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Joke of the Day

"If Trump gets elected... ...it will be the first time in History that a billionaire moves into public housing vacated by a black family."

"I'm opening a tennis themed bar... I'm calling it ""First Come, First Served"""

"Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out? Because it goes right out of your head."

"If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer ...oh wait, he does."

"Self-absorbed people are the worst. They are always thinking about themselves when they should be thinking about me."

"What happens when an angle gets itself into a car wreck? The angle becomes a rectangle"

"Hey baby, are you a cloud server? Because I have something to upload from my hard drive."

"What is the difference between period blood and sand? You can't gargle sand!"

"What sort of crime is it if a neckbeard commits murder? A fedoral offense."

"[narrating people dancing at a wedding] These humans are using their legs for the first time today"