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Joke of the Day

"If Trump gets elected... ...it will be the first time in History that a billionaire moves into public housing vacated by a black family."

"Why is Unidan's current account called UnidanX? It's his tenth alt account."

"All the doctors at this hospital must have gone to This-Piece-Of-Medical-Equipment-Is-Not-A-Toy University and majored in ""boring""."

"If life gives you melons... you're probably dyslexic."

"When does a black person goes to school? When it's being built!"

"I don't want to seem desperate after a date so I usually text him 10 years later when he has a wife and kids."

"I was at a restaurant and my waitress had a black eye So I ordered really slow, because she obviously doesn't listen"

"Felix went to the moon, took 5 photos. She went to the bathroom, took 37 photos."

"*breaks into museum* *sprays fine mist to show alarm lasers* *plays a sweet jam on boombox* *krumps right into each beam*"

"What do you call.. What do you call toothless bear. A gummy bear!"