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Joke of the Day
"Whoever stole my Microsoft Office, I'm coming after you... You have my word"
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"Atheists certainly have a lot to say about the nothing they believe in."
"Muhammad Ali's epitaph was revealed this morning. Ali ByeBye."
"How do you keep a homo in suspense? I'll tell you in the morning."
"your future"
"I decided... I decided to make my password ""incorrect"" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, ""Your password is incorrect."""
"Oh we're halfway there Oh oh running from a bear I pushed you down Accidentally I swear Oh oh eaten by a bear You were eaten by a bear"
"Did you hear about Hellen Keller's tree house? Neither did she."
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? Two... One to beat the the room for being black and the other to beat the switch for being broke."
"wife: That guy is texting and driving! That is so dangerous! me [holding a donut in each hand and steering with my knee]: So dangerous"