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Joke of the Day

"Two blondes meet in college.. one asks the other: ""What year are you in?"" ""Well...2012. you ?"" *Edit. The title could be a joke on its own."

"There once was a frenchman Yvon was his name, exploring the world he dreamed was his fame, but... He's fucking retarded."

"I have a multiple personality disorder... And so do I."

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world Those who understand binary and those who don't."

"It's confusing when a girl is both beautiful and doesn't listen to terrible music."

"Cat knocks over coffee Me.... Cat.... Me... Cat.... Me: well? Cat.... Me.... Cat: (Russian accent) I admit to nothing. Jumps down"

"I caught a fish and let slip I was going to eat him He was gutted"

"Joke What did the egg say to the moon"

"Anakin: Want to go out? Padme: Ew. You're 9. Anakin: Padme: Talk to me in a decade when the age gap between us is exactly the same."

"Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park? He would never leave his woes behind."