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Joke of the Day
"I'm curious about the French flag. When did they add the blue and red stripes?"
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"""Mr Bush, do you want my coke?"" ""Yeah sure"" *Bush drinks coke as kid walks away* ""Hey kid...catch"" *kid turns around to see incoming plane*"
"So today I got tickets for the Kanye West concert... I misread it horribly though and I ended up somewhere in Africa"
"What do you call a horny dog in the kitchen? A fur-tile bitch"
"Why do melons have traditional marriages? Because they cantaloupe"
"Yo Mama's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute."
"Every time my dentist is kind enough to tell me I need to floss, I am kind enough to tell him that he needs to trim his nostril hairs."
"Who makes the lemonade at a hospital? A Fizzy-o-Therapist."
"I'm taking my niece and nephew to the corn maze today. If I can't lose them there, I'll try the mall again."
"Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back"