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Joke of the Day

"So today I got tickets for the Kanye West concert... I misread it horribly though and I ended up somewhere in Africa"

"I thought about going on an all-almond diet But that's just nuts."

"I wonder whether Bankruptcy Court would be more fun if they reversed their Rs like Toys R Us."

"What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica? A BIPOLAR BEAR"

"I just invented a new word. Plagiarism"

"The pound is way more fun than the zoo They change out the animals every week!"

"Tinder is such an useless app The only match it gave me was of my wife.."

"What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family"

"I have high friends in places."

"So Charles Manson is getting married... Yeah, I thought life imprisonment was a big enough punishment already."