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Joke of the Day

"""Mr Bush, do you want my coke?"" ""Yeah sure"" *Bush drinks coke as kid walks away* ""Hey kid...catch"" *kid turns around to see incoming plane*"

"I don't know what I drank last night, but the vacuum is stuck on top of the house."

"What's the difference between Hitler and Usain bolt? Usain bolt can finish a race."

"What's the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber."

"What do you call it when Hitler pees? Fuhrenating."

"What's the hardest thing about rollerblading? Having to tell your parents that you're gay."

"Why don't black people listen to country music? Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot."

"Kevin Bacon likes to play Six Degrees of Everybody Else."

"do you know why its called pms? 'Cause mad cow was taken"

"What do you call someone who gets high fast? A speed weeder."