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Joke of the Day

"""Mr Bush, do you want my coke?"" ""Yeah sure"" *Bush drinks coke as kid walks away* ""Hey kid...catch"" *kid turns around to see incoming plane*"

"I'd like to hear Tony the Tiger's opinion on other products before he tells me how great his cereal is."

"Limerick L is for lovable Lena, Who met a ferocious hyena; Whatever occurred I never have heard; But anyhow, L is for Lena."

"I could make some serious money selling nude pics of myself to bulimics with short fingers."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it's R but his first love will always be the C."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints"

"What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night? Disco Stew!"

"What sort of a car has your dad got? I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas."

"We found love in a hopeless place We found Steve in a frozen place We found Stark in an iron case We found Hulk in some gamma rays We found Thor punching Lokis face"

"What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke"