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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back"
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"There was an explosion at a toy factory... Only 1 injury reported. A security guard had plastic horses lodged in his rectum. Doctors say he is in ""stable"" condition."
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"""Contact Us"" Oh yeah, I'm gonna contact the shit out of you"
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