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Joke of the Day
"Why do melons have traditional marriages? Because they cantaloupe"
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"If I ever saw an amputee being hanged, I'd just yell out letters. - Demetri Martin"
"How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ? Acceptable"
"i like when people call cheap liquor ""rot gut"", implying that more expensive liquors wont also ravage their guts with harsh chemical solvent"
"Sometimes I wish I were an octopus... so that I could slap 8 people at once."
"Bernie Sanders should change his name to Colonel. That way he'll surely get the black vote."
"You've heard of ""helicopter parents"" but I had a ""boomerang father"". He was meant to come back but he never did."
"What is the definition of a farmer? Someone who is outstanding in his field. *hehehe* Credit: Laffy Taffy"
"A black father asks his son how his exam went But the visiting hours finished before he could answer."
"I'm writing a book about futurology. It's coming soon."