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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life."

"Hulk Hogan walks into a tanning salon and drops a saddle on the counter. ""Make me look like this brother!"""

"What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony"

"Pete Carroll was approached by a hooker last night but he said ""I'll pass"""

"What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants? A prick"

"What do you call a confusing sharp pain in the ass immediately after a break up? An ex or cist?"

"How do we fix boxing? We can't. It's already fixed."

"Did you hear about that African-Asian summit? Apparently it was a black-thai do."

"In heaven there is never a line at Chipotle."

"""Sir... your family is dead. APRIL FOOLS!!!! Kidding!!! Your son made it! He's in a coma! OMG You shoulda seen your face!"" - Worst ER doc"