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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about that African-Asian summit? Apparently it was a black-thai do."

"I always keep a picture of my wife and children in my wallet. It reminds me why there's no money in there."

"How do most women like their eggs? Ovarie-z"

"Whats green and fuzzy, but if it falls out of a tree, will kill you? A pool table."

"What is Jay-Z's favorite type of seafood? That fish Cray."

"""Dad, can I go to the renaissance festival?"" ME: No, you're still grounded ""No fair!"" ME: Yes, that's what I said"

"I bet hell is full of morning people and obsessive compulsive facebook pokers."

"I know the kids don't like you and pick on you, but you have to go to school... you're the teacher!"

"What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S? WD-4D"

"Fun fact: if you say ""I did the math,"" nobody argues with you because they don't want to have to redo the math themselves."