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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about that African-Asian summit? Apparently it was a black-thai do."

"What is a whales favorite pasttime? Netflix and krill."

"You know what they say about people with big feet? They exert less ground pressure. Because their penis is so big it acts like a third leg."

"Difference between gipsy and a pizza The pizza can feed a family of four"

"How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it's a hardware problem"

"The economy is so bad I went to buy a toaster and they gave me a bank."

"I'd never be on a reality show, but only because I wouldn't want my mom to see the faces I make when I'm talking to her on the phone."

"[sitting in doctor's office] It's bad news. You have a rare case of contagious memory loss. ""What do you mean?"" I can't remember."

"The BBC are setting up a theme park and asked the public what BBC show concept they would most like to ride. The number one survey response was simply... ""Benedict Cumberbatch."""

"Calling your girlfriend by her Moms name during a fight is a great way to escalate the situation."