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Joke of the Day

"Hulk Hogan walks into a tanning salon and drops a saddle on the counter. ""Make me look like this brother!"""

"Did I tell you the joke about my penis? Oh never mind it's too long."

"How do you kill a hipster? Drown him in the main stream. A hipster actually told me this one."

"Any governments / terrorist groups looking to rule by fear should get some tips from spiders."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. That's a man's job."

"How can you tell if a pedophile is Jewish? ""Hey little kid! Want to buy some candy?"""

"Your baby was cute until I realized you're on the same flight as me. Now your baby is stupid."

"So, I haven't seen the vice president in the news much recently I think that he may just be Biden his time"

"I can't date fat women anymore... I just found out I'm lactose intolerant. Note: I just heard this from some landscapers as I walked my dog."

"Help me make a joke to this punchline... (optional type of) science isn't an exact science."