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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants? A prick"
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"I'm close to $100,000 deep in student loans for my English degree and I just used the word ""awesome"" 10 times in a row to describe a guy."
"When is Independence Day 2 coming out? 9/11"
"It's called a runway. But you taxi there. In a plane. Go home English, you're drunk."
"""Wanna play the Rape Game?"" ""No"" ""That's the spirit"""
"No, your baby was definitely crying before I dropped it, that's why I dropped it."
"What do you call a Chinese underage hooker? Sum Yung Ho"
"Asked to switch seats on the plane because I was sitting next to a crying baby. Apparently that is not allowed if the baby is yours."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Black and tastes like warm diarrhea."
"My friend owns a bakery Last week it burnt down Now his business is TOAST"