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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a confusing sharp pain in the ass immediately after a break up? An ex or cist?"

"what do you call a gay french man? a faguette"

"You know what the worst part about being tall and funny is? My jokes go right over most people's head."

"I'm not stalking you but I have managed to trace your family tree back to 1724"

"Yesterday my dad told me if he saw me on the computer latenight again... He would smash my head into my keyHDJbdvxhjJDKLXUXBgshdjcmcnGxcNdnckcoNcbcjxndbcjcjkxndJdhhshdbdn"

"Energizer Bunny The Energizer Bunny was arrested today. He was charged with battery."

"*date* GIRL: I love hot tubs. Do you love hot tubs? LOBSTER: That's like the third time you've asked me that."

"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw."

"Kate Upton Nightmare... ""Hey, last night I had a nightmare, I dreamed I was Kate Upton's new born baby, but I was bottle fed... ... [I know it's soggy, but it made me laugh...]"

"Keep microwaving fish in the office and stop wondering why you never get a desk by the windows."