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Joke of the Day

"Kylo Ren was more powerful with his helmet on. With it off, he had to use a majority of his power to maintain his hair's body and bounce."

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"What does an Internet frog say? Reddit Reddit"
"An atheist, a Crossfitter, and a vegan walk into a bar. I know because they posted it repeatedly on Facebook."
"What is the difference between a gay man and a freezer? A freezer doesn't fart when you pull meat out of it."
"When I wss a kid I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts For eating a Brownie."
"TL; DR: Action hero references Oedipus Die Hard's John McClane and his catchphrase . . ."
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? Porcupines have their pricks on the outside"
"""...and it looks like you spent $80,000 on alcohol this year?"" - my tax guy"
"What is Billy Joel's favorite Bill Murray movie? Caddyshack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack."