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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? Porcupines have their pricks on the outside"
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"I like my women like i like my coffee Without a dick"
"Why are black girls tame in bed? Because they have no daddy issues."
"What happens when you cross a grown kitten, a donkey, and a champion? A cat-ass-trophy."
"Some kid was being annoying so I hit him on the face with a baseball bat. He started crying and I didn't even bat an eye."
"What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop? Gotham?"
"How does Bruce Wayne's mom call Bruce in for dinner... She can't she's dead"
"Thinking of donating my beard to charity because there's so much food in it."
"I refuse to lower my standards to accommodate those who refuse to raise theirs."
"Greatest Fears: -Sharks -Ebola -Bears -Bear Sharks -Bear Sharks with Ebola -Sharks with Lazers -Man carrying a clipboard on the sidewalks"