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Joke of the Day

"An atheist, a Crossfitter, and a vegan walk into a bar. I know because they posted it repeatedly on Facebook."

"Why don't they have driving lessons and sex ed on the same day in Saudi Arabia? They don't want to overwork the camel."

"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?... Make me one with everything."

"You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's common sense leaving your body."

"Racist joke. As a white guy, it really bothers me that only black people can say ""nigger""... ...That's OUR word. lol thank you. All credit goes to me. I'm awesome."

"Being a suicide bolder sounds like a blast"

"What do you call a Jamaican gynecologist? A Pokemon"

"If I were a famous president I would totally use money as photo I.D."

"What did the bee call his military mission? ""Operation pollination"""

"What do you call a dragon that can't sit still? A wiggle wyrm."