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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a gay man and a freezer? A freezer doesn't fart when you pull meat out of it."

"My first mistake was thinking she couldn't hit a moving target."

"What does a redneck Buddhist believe in? Reintarnation."

"Why was the cow's house empty? She was moo-ving"

"""Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous"" ""I see a lot of new faces in here this week and i just have to say I'm really disappointed"""

"I just bought some presents for my epileptic girlfriend's birthday Just a few small gifts, nothing too flashy."

"If I'm ever on life support, I want you to pull up he plug... Then wait 10 seconds and plug it back in, maybe that'll work."

"I picked up this chick in Rome. We had sex, said goodbye the next morning and gave her a hi five She gave me hi V"

"What did the Nazi with celiac disease say at the breakfast table? Excuse me, but is this cereal Glutenfrei?"

"Where does Ben Carson spend most of his time on Reddit? /r/explainlikeimfive"