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Joke of the Day

"What is Billy Joel's favorite Bill Murray movie? Caddyshack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack."

"Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream? He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!"

"This motel room smells like despair. Or is that my deodorant? The tuna sandwich, maybe. This hooker? My jeans? I bet it's my jeans."

"Why was the sick eagle in prison? Because she was illegal."

"""Your teeth are like the stars"" he said As he pressed her hand so white. He spoke the truth for like the stars Her teeth came out at night!"

"I went to see my Dentist to have a tooth pulled, but he was on holiday. The guy standing in for him refused to do it. He said he was only filling in."

"A big difference between men and women Is what comes to mind when the word 'facial' is used."

"What is an Italian mobster's favorite cooking oil? Cannoli Oil."

"What do a Typhoon and Aquaman have in common? They both come in waves. Context: In Taiwan at the moment, thought of this while watching motorcycles get knocked over by wind."

"Did you hear what happened to the girl once she went vegan? Her hair turned black."