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Joke of the Day

"Who is the best drummer in the Beatles? It's between George, John and Paul... We all know it isn't Ringo"

"I wanted to make a joke about a Russian airplane... ...but it'll probably get shot down"

"A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park."

"what do you call a fake spaghetti? an impasta"

"If your name is Brian and your home WiFi isn't called ""Bri-Fi"", what are you doing?"

"What's ET short for? He's only got little legs"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic baker who advertised a job vacancy? He got no customers because his sign said, ""Looking for staff, a pie within."""

"My nose won't stop running. But, to be fair, it's the only part of my body that's still in shape."

"I saw Santa Claus having sex with my mom. To get him back, I poisoned his cookies. Some how the bastard found out and killed my dad."

"""It's no biggie"" I can't tell if they are trying to make me feel better or insulting my manhood on the first date."