87911

Joke of the Day

"Who is the best drummer in the Beatles? It's between George, John and Paul... We all know it isn't Ringo"

"Your wife and your lawyer are drowning, you have a decision to make.... Fish or chicken for dinner?"

"No Grandma, an iPad is not a new brand of Maxi Pads"

"What do communists put in their soup? Soviet Onions."

"How does a Scandinavian man catcall? ""Hey, you look like someone that could show me the right bus to take."""

"Why is Beyonce a Jew? Because she's a survivor."

"Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends? They compliment each other nicely."

"So me and my ex never worked out I was a cancer she was a cunt.. Anything but a Virgo and her Pisces smelt like a Taurus"

"How to Spot a Blind Nudist How do you spot a blind man on a nudist beach? Well it's not hard, really..."

"What do you call a sick russian? A sicka blyat"