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Joke of the Day
"Why does the sun set at night? The moon scares the daylights out of it!"
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"the reason quarterbacks can throw the ball so far is because it's filled with spiders and they hate it so much"
"Girls only date me to further their careers... Damn archeologists and paleontologists!"
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Irish."
"Apple is trying to market its new iPod to the lower demographic with a newly named device ... ... however they decided ""iTouch Kids"" was not a good name."
"Man walks into a bar with a giraffe The giraffe goes to sleep on the floor. The bartender says, ""Aye, what's that lyin' there?"" The man says, ""It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"""
"So a blind man walks into a bar. No one warned him."
"RIP Robin Williams I dont think hes coming back through a board game this time though"
"Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is."
"How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to hold it in place and forty more to get drunk enough to make the room start spinning."