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Joke of the Day
"RIP Robin Williams I dont think hes coming back through a board game this time though"
Next Joke
"Oh, you fell in love?! I fell in my bathtub."
"Good cop ""If you confess maybe we can cut you some sort of deal..."" Crab cop *walks sideways off the table*"
"What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman? An alcoholic with a drinking problem"
"You young couples with your dogs, your trial children, you'll learn nothing about parenting because you can never teach a toddler to ""sit""."
"What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 6 trash cans."
"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Can you make me one with everything?"
"Fastest readers in history. The fastest readers in history were 9-11 jumpers. They went threw 114 stories in 7 seconds"
"The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I wouldn't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my chest"