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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Irish."

"My friend told me everytime he goes to this sub he finds new hilarious jokes I was surprised at first, but then I remembered he has a short-term memory."

"[at a funeral] What happens to his leftover meds?"

"What's the difference between a canoe and a jew? Canoes tip"

"Did you hear about the two gay Irishmen? Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fits Michael"

"Posting pumpkin carving pictures on social media is so last year."

"Letting the grocery bagger bring my groceries out sounds nice but I can't handle trying to remember where I parked in front of a stranger."

"My heart sank when I received the text message ""I am breaking up with you. It's over between us"" from my partner. But ""Sorry, wrong number baby"" came afterwards. Whew, what a relief!"

"Q: Why did the belt get locked up? A: He held up a pair of pants."

"There once was a man from Nantucket... ...who started a poem then said ""fuck it."""