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Joke of the Day

"I ran into my ex the other day... Then I put the car in reverse and backed into her again."

"opinion=ass Opinion is like anal orifice. Everyone has it."

"What did the Grapefruit basketball coach say to the worst player on the team? You're going to have to ci-tris one out."

"Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window."

"Can we PLEASE... stop beating a dead gorilla."

"A blowjob will make your day But dry anal will make your hole weak."

"""Just be yourself"" is great advice to maybe 12% of people."

"What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day? Forget-me-nuts. "

"ME: Have you seen my denim jacket? GF: No, but it's okay. Just checked the weather & it's not going to be the 1980s today..."

"Ruffled feathers ahead. What do you call a woman that is never late, can actually drive a car and doesn't need help killing spiders? Bruce Jenner."