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Joke of the Day
"I ran into my ex the other day... Then I put the car in reverse and backed into her again."
Next Joke
"My grandmother was just diagnosed with Parkinson's disease She looks pretty shaken up about it"
"[God, wasted, creating humans] Angel: How do they cool themselves off? God: *takes a drink* Salt water comes out of them. Angel: How...Ok."
"I got a new couch... ...wasn't sure how comfortable it would be, but sofa so good!"
"A man is getting head from his wife... ...and tells her that he wants to cum in her ear. ""I'll go deaf!"" she says. ""Yeah? Well I always cum in your mouth, but you never shut the fuck up!"""
"what nation do most people not want to be in? urination"
"""WHAT DO WE WANT?!"" ""SELF-CONFIDENCE!"" ""WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!"" *everyone breaks eye contact and starts mumbling*"
"Why are men smarter during sex? Because they are plugged into a fucking know-it-all."
"What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love? Blowing Swallowing Gargeling"
"Why do the French stink? So blind people can hate them too"