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Joke of the Day
"My grandmother was just diagnosed with Parkinson's disease She looks pretty shaken up about it"
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"Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled? Some believed that there was a cheetah among them."
"""Well, very clearly cats were sacred to them."" - Archeologist who discovers the Internet"
"It's claimed Macaulay Culkin's health problems are linked to a difficult childhood. No sh1t. His parents forgot to take him on holiday 4 times"
"What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A chocolate ba-a-a-a"
"That Old Man An Old man knocked on my door and asked for the donation towards the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water."
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ISIS. Definitely ISIS."
"People say I'm disagreeable They're all wrong"
"Friends are like boobs... Some are small, some are big, some are real, some are fake."
"What is a ghost's favorite part of school? Spirit week."