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Joke of the Day

"[God, wasted, creating humans] Angel: How do they cool themselves off? God: *takes a drink* Salt water comes out of them. Angel: How...Ok."

"Jessica Simpson had her baby. Apparently, Kanye busted into the delivery room and said Beyonce had the best baby of all time."

"I just ate three pieces of cake and the first piece was joy and the second piece was impulse and the third was deep deep regret"

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 contracted the Ebola virus and is highly contagious."

"I heard Cobras dance to music. I played some Justin Bieber for my pet Cobra and he bit himself and died."

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was getting me to date her."

"Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal? Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)"

"And I'll have the KKK omelet All whites."

"I offered my Muslim girlfriend a bite of my gorilla sandwich but she shook her head and said... ""That's haram, bae."""

"Why did Hitler struggle to eat his Chinese food? Because he ordered the chow mein Kampf."