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Joke of the Day

"""WHAT DO WE WANT?!"" ""SELF-CONFIDENCE!"" ""WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!"" *everyone breaks eye contact and starts mumbling*"

"When I learned what calculators did, I immediately cleared the ""math"" part of my brain to make room for more movie quotes."

"Donald Trump is one of those people you would never let be the banker in a Monopoly game"

"Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!"

"The soldier survived pepper spray and mustard gas He is now a seasoned veteran."

"I used to be a plastic surgeon. That raised a few eyebrows..."

"What's the difference between 7/11 and 9/11? One is a part-time job the other an inside"

"Hell has free wifi but no outlets for phone chargers."

"The problem of guns in schools would be eliminated if society finally had the courage to outlaw schools."

"Q: How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution."