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Joke of the Day

"""WHAT DO WE WANT?!"" ""SELF-CONFIDENCE!"" ""WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!"" *everyone breaks eye contact and starts mumbling*"

"Eight bytes walk into a bar The bartender asks, ""can I get you something?"" ""Yeah"", the bytes reply, ""make us a double"""

"Why did Jim Morrison cross the road? To break on through to the other side"

"What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? Both of their biggest hits were the wall."

"I got my dog a tinder... He loves chasing pussy"

"Whats an intercourse? Something you do between the periods."

"What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital? An Oncologist"

"What's both blue and purple and never seen again? This thread :/"

"Did you hear the one about the amber alert? Neither did I, but should I allow the children out of my basement yet?"

"This joke is an oxymoron it's unfunny."