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Joke of the Day

"Why are men smarter during sex? Because they are plugged into a fucking know-it-all."

"What does a colonial space marine and Europe have in common? They are both xenophobic!"

"They should name American Pharoah's first offspring ""Regression to the Mean"" Because, you know, statistics."

"We get it car dealers, EVERY Day is a sale day. You don't have to make shit up like The Saturday After It Rained On A Friday Sale."

"My business card is just a label I peeled off a beer bottle."

"Why don't they have a concert on the moon? No atmosphere"

"Why did the Mexican train driver kill all of his passengers? I'm not sure, but he must have had a loco motive. edit: grammar"

"Where does Iron man get his e-mail? Fe-mail"

"A man walks into a bar The man is Donald Trump. He orders a drink and leaves a few minutes later. The joke is that you thought this one wasn't going to be political"

"What's Forrest Gumps password? 1forrest1"