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Joke of the Day
"Why are men smarter during sex? Because they are plugged into a fucking know-it-all."
Next Joke
"Meta - Despite the rumors I am not stepping down as Mod for /r/jokes. Here's why. I wasn't a mod in the first place."
"Old musicians don't die. They just decompose."
"Somebody called me 'pretentious' the other day.nnI nearly choked on my decaf double choc mocha latte."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Briony ! Briony who ? Briony beautiful sea !"
"Waitress: what will it be? Me: I'll have the rum cake but with the rum on the side W: so u want a glass of rum & a cupcake? M: yes please"
"4 out of 5 dentists agree, that 5th dentist is an asshole."
"Steal your neighbors' garden gnome. Send them a series of photos of the gnome lurking near various truck stop men's rooms."
"How are pirates like pimps? They both have gold teeth and say ""yo ho!"""
"What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch? The cold shoulder"