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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love? Blowing Swallowing Gargeling"
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"What do you call a 90 year old man who can still masturbate? Miracle Whip."
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"I only chill with professional alcoholics!!!"
"What is jon snow's favourite slang? IDK"
"What kind of woman are the most irrational? The ones with the golden proportions!"
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