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Joke of the Day

"What do stupid kids do at Halloween ? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !"

"Say what you will about the Russian Olympic Team... ...I think they're pretty dope"

"Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A: An air bag."

"Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants !"

"Damn girl, are you a hoover? Cuz dam"

"Why are gay guy's houses so clean? Because they are so anal!"

"What's the difference between a pest and vermin? Walt Disney."

"My wife asked me for a double-entendre.... .....so I gave her one."

"I'm not mature enough to work at Siemens."

"What did the bolt say to the nut? ""Washer? I don't even know 'er!"""