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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A: An air bag."
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"What kind of dog can tell time? A clockshund!"
"I think my life would have turned out differently had I forwarded those chain letters in the 80's."
"""Does my uniform make me look fat?"" -Insecurity guard"
"Sleeping Beauty is my favorite Disney movie where the curse sounds amazing."
"Do old people wear boxers or briefs? Depends"
"Eric Clapton Did you know Eric Clapton's son was a speed reader? Six stories in 2 seconds."
"An excerpt from my self help book, ""How to Get Rich Quick"" Chapter 1: Write a self help book about how to get rich quick The End"
"A shark can sense a drop of blood from 3 miles away, and a mom can sense you're not getting enough to eat from 10,000."
"Patient: Oh doctor, I'm just so nervous. This is my first operation. Doctor: Don't worry. Mine too."