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Joke of the Day

"Say what you will about the Russian Olympic Team... ...I think they're pretty dope"

"What is amnesia? Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings"

"I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching To reverse and leaving the scene"

"I used to be addicted to the Hokey-Cokey But I turned myself around, and that's what it's all about."

"All refugees are terrorists. (that's the punchline) (No that's actually the punchline)"

"I don't understand hair It's just over my head."

"Women usually love when I compliment them on their youthful appearance. But this lady is obviously upset over comments about her pimples."

"I've created a new strain of marijuana called halal haze.. . It's so strong... It'll get you stoned to death."

"How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? She fits into your wife's clothes."

"Baby sister told me this one attn Harry Potter fans Sister: ""Harry's godfathers middle name should be 'Lee'"" Me:""wait, whose the godfather?"" Sister: ""Sirius Black"" Took me a minute."