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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a pest and vermin? Walt Disney."
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"What's the difference between a toilet and a drummer? A toilet only has to deal with shit from one asshole at a time."
"When I see someone driving the same car I'm driving, I always peer in to make sure it's not me from another dimension."
"What does a male prostitute say when his phone keeps ringing after he's seen 3 clients in a row? ""FOUR FUCKS ACHE!!"""
"""Young man do you think you can handle a variety of work?"" ""I ought to be able to. I've had ten different jobs in four months."""
"Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman? Because you have to hollow out the head."
"There was once a starving homeless man near Pyongyang... This joke has been removed. Food and shelter are plentiful in North Korea. To desire more is greed."
"What's the opposite of a cock blocker? A Rooster Booster"
"An 80's style montage of me and a dog learning to use chopsticks, and the dog progressing marginally faster"
"I have a rain fetish. It really gets me wet."