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Joke of the Day

"I'm not mature enough to work at Siemens."

"A farmer's cattle broke out of their pen and got into the marijuana plants he was growing. The steaks were really high."

"Why are Jews so bad at maths? Cause they can never find the final solution"

"Cats REALLY hate dryers. However, Patches has Never looked this fluffy"

"What's the most Jewish instrument? The Sachs"

"Saw a couple wearing surgical masks in public and all I could think was ""what do they know that I don't?"""

"Today I was hit in the back of the head with a bag of ice I was knocked out cold"

"Why is George Michaels never gonna dance again? His EKG ain't got no rythym"

"Throwing acid is wrong.... in some people's eyes."

"When guys claim to have had a threesome, the next question is usually, ""How was it?"" In my case, that question is shortened to one word."