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Joke of the Day
"I do an average of 6 things a day that will keep me out of heaven."
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"BUILD A MAN A FIRE... BUILD A MAN A FIRE AND HE'LL BE WARM FOR A DAY SET A MAN ON FIRE, HE'LL BE WARM FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE."
"I recently bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with.. But I've been tripping all day."
"To Do List: 1) You."
"""I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others""- The phrase that started Facebook"
"What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas? Cancer. Happy new years folks!"
"There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris."
"I found The Theory Of Everything It was in the blu-ray box at Walmart."
"Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages? Because there were too many knights."
"If I have 3 cakes and I eat 2, what do I have? diabetes.... I'll see myself out"