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Joke of the Day
"Why are gay guy's houses so clean? Because they are so anal!"
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"So a leper goes to a prostitute... She begins to perform fellatio on him. After he finishes, he says to the girl ""Go ahead and keep the tip""."
"Why doesn't Jesus eat M&M's? Because of the holes in his hands."
"What do you call it when a psychic midget escape from prison? A small medium at large"
"This dermatologist waits a month to diagnose a skin disorder... She's reluctant to make a rash decision."
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb...? ...to get to the other side"
"Don't cha wish ya girlfriend was a clinically depressed cat owning weirdo like me"
"The Fuzz Two prostitutes are standing on a corner. One says to the other, ""Ever been picked up by the fuzz?"" The other replies, ""No, but I've been swung around by tits."""
"Did you see the clown that hides from morons?"
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalottapuss! *credit goes to my brother-in-law who recently told me that one"