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Joke of the Day
"An atom asks another atom, Do these protons make my mass look big?"
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"Their are only two things I hate about this world Those who can't respect other people's cultures and the Danish"
"How do you starve a black guy? Put his food stamps in his work boots"
"I just yelled ""Where's the baby?!"" while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce."
"After the poor quality of the front page lately This new algorithm better be so good I can read about news before it happens"
"I think one of my dads might be gay"
"They said being blind would hinder my chances of becoming a comedian. I don't see them laughing now."
"What do you call a white man who never lose in the boxing ring? The referee"
"Sorry I tried to strengthen my immune system by asking your wife to breast feed me."
"there's nothing quite as American as eating when you're not even hungry"