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Joke of the Day
"I think one of my dads might be gay"
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"Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers..."
"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your mouth."
"/r/jokes is the most environment friendly sub-reddit around With all the reusing and recycling of old jokes going around."
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"In solidarity with the Transgender community, Hershey's chocolate will be renamed to Heshey's"
"Friend: what has teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? Friend: my zipper Me: so what you are saying is your dick turns green when you get a boner?"
"Harry Potter: ""Hermoine, I'm gay"" Hermione: ""Are you kidding?"" Harry: ""No, I'm fucking Sirius"""
"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman went to a bar. They all had to leave because the Englishman wanted to go."