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Joke of the Day
"Why do black people wear lots of chains? It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves."
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"knock knock Who's there? Pill. Pill who? Pill Cosby."
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"My boyfriend said he wanted a man cave if we ever got a house together. I jokingly asked if I could have a lady cave ""Yeah. It's called the kitchen"""
"Ever been in the middle of writing a great tweet and think, did I just run someone over?"
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