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Joke of the Day

"Biologist screws up: Mutant killer virus Physicist screws up: Deadly black hole Geologist screws up: Rock on table is now rock on floor"

"Why are the other numbers afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9."

"Drug dealing is a great occupation because if it doesn't work out, you can always tutor children in fractions."

"What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese? A Wurst-Kase Scenario"

"b b q why is it that latinos don't bar b que? the rice and beans keep falling thru the grill"

"This joke isn't half bad... It's two thirds bad :D"

"What's the oldest age that a boy can have a circumcision? I just want to know the cutoff date."

"My lame brother and his friends dressed up as european sausages tonight! He's the wurst."

"A car dealership twice the size... ...can offer a whole lot more."

"Did you hear the bad news about the Italian chef? He pasta way."